{"product_id":"vampire-menstrual-syndrome-9781668213407","title":"Vampire Menstrual Syndrome [Hunter, S. C.]","description":"\u003cb\u003eAuthor: \u003c\/b\u003eS. C. Hunter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn this feminist horror-comedy, one woman's first day of her period goes spectacularly wrong when she's sacrificed to a dark god by a cult of entitled teenagers and wakes up undead, hormonal, and fighting for her afterlife.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eAnd you thought cramps were bad....\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eVanessa's life is perfectly ordinary. She goes to university, rooms with her lifelong best friend Wyatt, and decorates cakes at a local bakery. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut when her boss calls in a favor that sends Ness on a late-night cake delivery to the suburbs, her life takes a dark turn. She awakens six feet under with new powers, an intense craving for blood...and wicked cramps. Her paranormal-obsessed bestie Wyatt becomes her fierce protector, and together they must navigate this new supernatural world. With every passing hour, Ness's vampiric symptoms worsen and her hunger for fresh blood grows. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMeanwhile, Ness's maker is closing in to finish her off. Which is worse? Facing off against your murderer or being stuck on your period for eternity?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Simon \u0026amp; Schuster\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/08\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 368\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.04oz\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.25h x 5.31w x 0.96d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781668213407\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS.C. Hunter is a scientist and queer author from the country colonially known as Canada. With a BSc in antisocial science and a PhD in slightly more social sciences, S.C. cherishes strong coffee and interdisciplinary health research. Outside the lab, they are a glamour goblin who loves genre-bending, bold lipstick, and deep sleep. Follow them on TikTok and Instagram @SCHunterrr.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45533346070704,"sku":"9781668213407b","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/pandemoniumbooks.com\/products\/vampire-menstrual-syndrome-9781668213407","provider":"Pandemonium Books and Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}