{"product_id":"messy-as-hell-9780593818428","title":"Messy as Hell [Waddell, Mark]","description":"\u003cb\u003eAuthor: \u003c\/b\u003eMark Waddell\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCAUTION! All employees must correctly dispose of otherworldly biohazards found on Dark Enterprises property. Failure to comply may result in one hell of a mess...\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"If a door is closed, you leave it alone.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThat's the one rule janitor, Sam, is given when he starts cleaning the infamous thirteenth floor of the Denver branch of Hell-like multinational corporation Dark Enterprises. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSam is thrilled to be that much closer to his idol, Constantine Galanos, Denver's ruthless and charming CEO, but he's even more excited to uncover the tantalizing secrets lurking up on the executive level. Maybe he'll find something juicier than tawdry workplace affairs and petty office gossip, something he can share with his closest friends, daredevil Mia and secret crush Calvin. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen Sam comes across a closed door his first day on the job, he thinks one little peek can't hurt. But he's dead wrong. Behind that door is a Type A biohazard--infernal materials from Hell on company property--and a deal that could spell doom for Dark Enterprises and Earth...signed by the CEO himself. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSam is in deep trouble now, and the problems keep piling up. The CEO's homicidal assistant wants him fired (read: killed), Calvin is literally losing his mind over a secret project, and there's something very unusual about Mia's emotional-support rabbit, Mr. Bun-Bun... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's a mess like no other, but Sam is a janitor at Dark Enterprises. If he can't save humanity and the man of his dreams, no one can.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Penguin Random House\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/12\/2027\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 384\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.04oz\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.19w x 0.78d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780593818428\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eMark Waddell \u003c\/b\u003egrew up on the cold, windswept prairies of western Canada and later earned a Ph.D. in the history of science, medicine, and technology from the Johns Hopkins University. After teaching at Michigan State University for fifteen years, he and his husband moved to Vancouver Island. When not writing, he plays the viola in the Civic Orchestra of Victoria, walks his dogs on the beach, and slays fearsome monsters in \u003ci\u003eDungeons \u0026amp; Dragons\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penguin Random House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45533315760304,"sku":"9780593818428b","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/pandemoniumbooks.com\/products\/messy-as-hell-9780593818428","provider":"Pandemonium Books and Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}