{"product_id":"i-am-not-a-vampire-anymore-9780593903162","title":"I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore) [Miller, Darcy]","description":"\u003cb\u003eAuthor: \u003c\/b\u003eDarcy Miller\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBeing a teenager bites--literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Fans counting down the days to the \u003ci\u003eBuffy the Vampire\u003c\/i\u003e reboot will sink their teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eHer past is back for blood.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy goals for senior year were simple: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFind a prom dress I don't hate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even \u003ci\u003emore \u003c\/i\u003eamazing best friend Sarita)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaybe try not to flunk history class\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy plans did NOT include: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBabysitting a newborn vampire--who also happens to be Max's annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFighting off my ex-boyfriend--who did I mention is immortal?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, \u003ci\u003enothing \u003c\/i\u003ehas been normal. What's worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAward-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Penguin Random House\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/09\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 352\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.06oz\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.25h x 5.50w x 0.88d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780593903162\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eDarcy Miller \u003c\/b\u003eis the author of several children's books, including \u003ci\u003eRoll \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eMargot and Mateo Save the World\u003c\/i\u003e. Her Strangeville School series has appeared on multiple state awards lists and been praised by \u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews \u003c\/i\u003eas \"wonderfully weird and extremely entertaining.\" \u003ci\u003eI Am Not a Vampire (Anymore) \u003c\/i\u003eis Darcy's first novel for teens. She lives in Wisconsin with her two children, her librarian husband, and way too many pets.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Penguin Random House","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45018491650224,"sku":"9780593903162b","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2341\/9361\/files\/img_026f691e-cd68-4eaa-99d4-ea772a245cbf.jpg?v=1773966784","url":"https:\/\/pandemoniumbooks.com\/products\/i-am-not-a-vampire-anymore-9780593903162","provider":"Pandemonium Books and Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}