{"product_id":"home-home-on-the-strange-planet-wln269-needs-women-furhst-may","title":"Home, Home on the Strange (Planet WLN269 Needs Women) [Furhst, May]","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eRiding horses is easy. Riding ET? Sounds like an out-of-this-world good time!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eHaving bucked her way through every local bronco,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eSally Rider is ready for a change.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's looking for a better 8 second ride, so when her best friend jokingly makes Sally a profile with H.E.L.P, the new online alien dating app, Sally doesn't stop her friend's fingers from hitting the 'submit' button.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeanwhile, on the distant planet light years away, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eXenoth's brother is dying and the one person who could save him, his peoples' last remaining Queen, has gone crazy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Desperate for survival, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eXenoth needs another Queen,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ea female who can handle his peoples' unique mating rituals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eWhat he finds is the slimmest of hopes in a sassy, flummoxing, red-haired human female.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen offered the opportunity to shake off her obligations and start fresh, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eSally's ready to ride off into the sunset and become a U-F-HO if it means helping the beautiful creature\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eon the other end of their thoughtful late-night messages.\u003cbr\u003eBut when she arrives and begins tending to his peoples’ naughtier needs, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eXenoth is surprised to find himself jealous\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e of her affections!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eCan these two Lone Stars reconcile their growing feelings, save Xenoth's people, and take their relationship from U-F-OH-NO to U-F-HELLO?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFIND OUT IN HOME, HOME ON THE STRANGE!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*****\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy you’ll love this spicy alien romance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe MMC:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e8 feet tall and comes with multiple prehensile 'attachments'.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe FMC:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 8 feet tall...in personality! A Texas Rodeo Queen with sass, brass, and the boots to match!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe Tropes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Dating App, Translation Shenanigans, Why Choose, Reverse Harem, and Mars Needs Women (HEA).\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe Spice:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMultiple explicit open-door scenes including 'alien mating fluid', unique alien appendages, and tentacle play.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003e*****\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eWELCOME TO PLANET WLN269\u003cbr\u003eThe men are plentiful, the women are scarce, and the opossums are still screaming!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlanet WLN269 Needs Women is a new shared world series that imagines what it would be like if human women decided to leave behind one male loneliness epidemic to solve another on a planet in the Andromeda Galaxy. All stories feature low-stakes alien-human romance stories, lots of steam, and a guaranteed Happily Ever After.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pandemonium Books \u0026 Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45060368367792,"sku":"9798246602935","price":10.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2341\/9361\/files\/image23.jpg?v=1776453713","url":"https:\/\/pandemoniumbooks.com\/products\/home-home-on-the-strange-planet-wln269-needs-women-furhst-may","provider":"Pandemonium Books and Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}