Dungeons & Dragons: Adventures in the Forgotten Realms Commander
Roll two d10 and choose one result. Return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to that result. Then each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the other result.
Not alive, not dead, but definitely furious.
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