{"product_id":"crapland-squared-edition","title":"sale - crapland. squared edition","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ecrapland. squared\u003c\/strong\u003e IS art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ecrapland. squared\u003c\/strong\u003e IS for sale.\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e(not to be confused with splatter edition)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ecrapland. squared \u003c\/strong\u003eIS a setting for TROIKA!... yeah you heard me\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ecrapland. squared\u003c\/strong\u003e has EDITORS NOW. LIKE PEOPLE READ THIS AND SAID YEAH LETS RELEASE THIS. MRC IS ON THIS J\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eARRETT CRADER AND JARED SINCLAIR\u003c\/strong\u003e. (honestly Jarrett convinced me to even do this, working with MRC is fantastic, DO IT)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBUT WAIT THERE IS ALSO \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSPECIAL\u003c\/strong\u003e peeps.. they gave some \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCRAPPY\u003c\/strong\u003eadvice \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003echristian kessler and david n wilkie\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBUT REALLY ANXIETY WIZARD MADE IT BETTER OR MADE IT CRAPPY WHO EVER WILL KNOW BUT IT'S REALLY GOOD\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ecrapland. squared \u003c\/strong\u003eIs more than \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ecrapland. squared\u003c\/strong\u003e was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt is now a COMPLETE SETTING SO LOOK UNDER YOUR SEATS TO FIND IT. Its 60 PAGES AND INTERNALLY CONSISTENT. YEAH IT TAKES ITSELF SERIOUSLY AND ONLY HAS ONE (1) FART JOKE IN IT. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI’ll go into what crapland. was but I’ll just paste in place, because hyperlinks are crappy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ecrapland.\u003c\/strong\u003e WAS 6 crappy backgrounds for mundane mumblecore explorations into every day live. these people aren't real. they just are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShark-8\u003c\/strong\u003e: a shark, but a man, but also a shark. it's boring tho\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMel.\u003c\/strong\u003e: MEL FULL STOP. don't talk to mel unless u want the FULL STOP\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMok\u003c\/strong\u003e: a monkey. what more do you want from me. it's a monkey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTela\u003c\/strong\u003e: toaster? computer? super computer.. maybe a super boring computer... leave me alone stop reading this crap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRiff\u003c\/strong\u003e: guitarist who is always late for his gig.. or something. does a good riff on his guitar tho.. maybe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNope\u003c\/strong\u003e: i ain't telling you nothing.. nope. NOPE NOT A THING.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo WHAT IS crapland. Now?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCraptors\u003c\/strong\u003e have a full write up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eD6 crappy adventures\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNope\u003c\/strong\u003e has a day out.. some errands to run, and has to get on the damned freeway.. an awful day indeed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTela\u003c\/strong\u003e gets that dream bod they always wanted.. too bad it wants them back… a lot.. homicidally. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMok\u003c\/strong\u003e just wants to eat a banana\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eShark-8\u003c\/strong\u003e has a big surf competition coming up…. that bodes well.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eRiff\u003c\/strong\u003e has a lot of gigs to attend to.. like blasting some sick riffs and delivering spicy fries.. how wrong could this battle of the bands go.. especially with some messed up orders?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMel.\u003c\/strong\u003e Goes to the planetarium.. too bad for her the planets have shown up and want to abandon science altogether.. if they lose SCIENCE then they meltdown.. good luck when a gas giant is like “I DON’T BELIEVE IN NEWTON PHYSICS ANYMORE” FULL STOP\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThat’s all I’ve got for adventures.. stop asking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eD66 crappy items\u003c\/strong\u003e… they’re not good\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eD33 crap spells\u003c\/strong\u003e.. don’t cast them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eD63 crappy reasons to get off the couch\u003c\/strong\u003e.. so don’t \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eD63 crappy food in your crappy fridge\u003c\/strong\u003e.. it’s all terrible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eD63 crappy shows on yer crappy tv\u003c\/strong\u003e… yeah turn it off.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eD36 crappy effects from getting hit by a craptor knife\u003c\/strong\u003e… uh.. what does this even mean and what is a craptor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eD33 crap effects from an interdimensional portal opening and letting forth another world that is decidedly less boring and much more cool where movies are decent and food tastes good\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eD63 crap jobs\u003c\/strong\u003e… you don’t need to get one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eD33 crappy places to go\u003c\/strong\u003e… I wouldn’t go there either.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003elegal \u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ecrapland.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e“\u003cstrong data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ecrapland. squared\u003c\/strong\u003e is an independent production by Orbital Intelligence and is not affiliated with the Melsonian Arts Council.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EXALTED FUNERAL PRESS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42100339278000,"sku":"EFRPG806","price":11.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2341\/9361\/products\/crapland.jpg?v=1666038967","url":"https:\/\/pandemoniumbooks.com\/products\/crapland-squared-edition","provider":"Pandemonium Books and Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}