{"title":"Dice Hate Me","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"dark-dealings","title":"Dark Dealings","description":"For Overlords of evil, doom, and sorrow, life is not fair. The local races, hackneyed halflings and dullard dwarves, fail to appreciate the time and toil that goes into perverting the laws of nature and defying death itself.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAnd now, after a few singed villages and poisoned wells, the locals are coming for you and your magical brethren. Stout Heroes of the land, mighty warriors and dexterous thieves, pious paladins and wily wizards, have banded together to bust down your gates and evict you from your dark castle. \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLuckily, you are in contact with Dark Masters, beings man was not meant to know. they are ready to provide you dastardly traps, potent spells, and decaying corpses for reanimation, if you can demonstrate your bravery by facing the toughest Heroes.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNow it's a competition to see which Overlord can withstand the siege. Well... you never liked your neighbors that much anyway.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e1-6 players\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAges 14+\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e15-20 minute play time","brand":"Dice Hate Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43042968338608,"sku":"DHMDRKDCORE","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2341\/9361\/files\/dhmdrkdcore_web_box_3d_l_nuik77t7u2quklkk.jpg?v=1703090866"},{"product_id":"dark-dealings-dwarven-delve","title":"Dark Dealings: Dwarven Delve","description":"Dark Dealings: Dwarven Delve takes players underground as the dark lords of subterranean dungeons and fortresses. The heroes are bent on chasing the dark lords from their lands, sending their mightiest dwarves to evict you from your lair! You have to use your new goblin- and troll-powered defenses to hold back the siege, or get evicted (again) - and, let's be honest, moving is a pain.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis expansion to Dark Dealings contains 54 new cards, including new pesky dwarven heroes with a new ability called \"TOUGH\", and goblin- and troll-themed defenses with tricks up their sleeves!\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Dice Hate Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43042970108080,"sku":"DHMDRKDDDLV","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2341\/9361\/files\/dhmdrkdddlv_web_box_3d_l_tlipkazjwdhuarvp.jpg?v=1703091003"},{"product_id":"milkman","title":"Milkman","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's the fabulous '50s in America. Hometown pride is in full swing, everybody likes Ike, and the baby boom is exploding all over. What those growing families need is something fresh, something local, and something healthy, and you've got just the thing - milk!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn Milkman, you'll take on the role of a local dairy farmer, doing your best to manage your farm, keep the cows happy, process and deliver whole, skim, and chocolate milk, and persuade local customers that your milk is definitely the freshest and tastiest around. Each round, all players roll a certain number of custom dice with all the actions available to do what's mentioned above. They may press their luck and re-roll those dice a couple of times, or match up sets to get the result they want. The active player will have a few more dice to work with which, unfortunately, can't be re-rolled, but can be manipulated with cash on hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThroughout the game, players will have to decide how best to manage their time, either expanding the farm for more flexibility and output, grabbing valuable customers before others can, or shipping out that delicious milk to customers for pride and reputation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMilkman plays quickly, is easy to teach, and comes with great components like custom dice, personal farming and neighborhood boards, cow meeples, and much more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dice Hate Me","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44036887511216,"sku":"DHMMBOX231058","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2341\/9361\/files\/dhmmbox231058_web_box_3d_l.jpg?v=1730493904"}],"url":"https:\/\/pandemoniumbooks.com\/collections\/dice-hate-me.oembed","provider":"Pandemonium Books and Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}